Friday, April 13, 2007

Why Kobe Bryant is a Douchebag


Being that the Suns play the Fakers again tonight I thought I'd post where my intense hatred for the Grim Raper came from.

It's not what you think. I hated the dude long before he raped an innocent white girl. I have hated the pompous arrogant individual from the day he was drafted.

In case you forgot, the Grim Raper wasn't drafted by the Fakers. In fact, he was drafted by the Charlotte (Now New Orleans) Hornets.

As a punk ass high school kid, the piece of shit said he wouldn't play for any NBA team but the Fakers. Instead of telling the cocky bastard to shut the fuck up or not get paid, the Hornets gave the little baby his bottle and traded him to the Fakers for Vlade Divac.

This kindled my hatred of the single most arrogant person in the history of professional sports.

As soon as he came into the league he showed no ability to play team basketball. In fact, he airballed a three pointer in the playoffs during his rookie year when his team needed the shot to win a game. Maybe it's just me, but rookies don't take game winning threes in the playoffs...especially rookies just a few months removed from going to the prom.


Soon the Fakers won some championships...and the hate for the Grim Raper grew. Everyone that knows anything could see that Shaquille O'Neal was responsible for the Fakers success...however, the Grim Raper decided that he could not share the spotlight. So what did the Fakers do? They traded the most dominant player in the NBA so the Grim Raper wouldn't have to defer. The Fakers have seen lots of success since the Raper took over as the #1 and only option for their team...one lottery appearance, one first round exit as the #8 seed, and this year they're in danger of missing the playoffs once again. Shaq? Oh yeah, he won a championship with the Heat. Where was The Grim Raper in the playoffs last year? Quitting on his teammates in game 7.


Now...I haven't even mentioned the rape yet...and I hate the guy.

Let's talk about the Colorado rape case.

The Grim Raper's people leaked this girl's name to the press so she would suffer even more than she suffered from his heinous acts. Then the Bastard paid her off to drop the charges so he could go on with his NBA career making millions of dollars.

Now, again, maybe it's just me...but if you were accused of rape...and you KNEW you didn't do it...wouldn't you want to clear your name in a court of law? Paying her off just proved his guilt. Rapists deserve to die...just like murderers. He should stand trial and be put to death, not make millions in the NBA and have his own shoe.
I am sickened when children wear #8 or #24 jerseys. What kind of parent would let their kids represent this piece of human waste?
I will be at the Suns - Fakers game tonight...and you know that the "KOBE SUCKS" chant will be in full effect. I just hope that Raja can injure him.

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